yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via spoken-not-written)

memeguy-com:

I also put my toddlers jeans on my dog

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

(via manda)

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds. Cashier: Are you 18? Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone

(Source: wsswatson, via razors-andblades)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via solytude)

Don’t waste sunsets with people who will be gone by sunrise. (via lucyquin)

(via these-fading-scars)